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I looked at everything and felt fine with it. You know, at peace. Not that everything was perfect. But it was life. I was living it, and that alone felt pretty damn good. But there was more than that. Much more. An unexplainable amount of goodness more. It was all this good stuff that made it even better. Worth it. Fun.
Showing posts with label Golf. Show all posts
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Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Arizona in the Spring




Living in Seattle, it doesn't get much better than escaping the perpetual gray at the end of March.

A week ago today, I quietly slipped through security in my nondescript jeans and a T-shirt and boarded a plane for Phoenix. Bye bye gray sky, hello sunshine!

Touching down in the desert in the evening, it was considerably warmer than my home base, and considerably less busy to boot. The rat race seems to be pretty crowded in Washington state's largest city.

I suppose we rats flock to cheese, not sunshine!

Anyhow, Stone Creek Golf Course in Paradise Valley was to be my playground for the next two days. Turns out, a lot like the school yard when I was younger, I enjoyed myself but was never in control of anything.

Rental clubs suck.

The staff at Stone Creek were marginally friendly at best, but their Nike rentals seemed pretty decent. By the fifth hole or so, I was hitting the irons OK. The SQ driver wasn't too hard to smash. Hitting it straight was another story of course.

Playing with two of my associates for skins, I figured to be in the hunt. In fact, I was hunted and killed. Across the two-day tourney, I won three skins, zero closest-to-the-pin's and finished something like 20 strokes down.

I blame it on the sun, the wind, the beer, the sand and my all-around poor golf game. Though I did average just under two putts a hole across the board.

If you haven't played in a dry spot like 'Zona, it's tough to stick those pitches! All-in-all, I recommend Stone Creek as a real nice course with a lot of challenging hills and bunkers. If it's windy, cancel your tee time.

The second leg of my tour de Phoenix was to be spring training baseball. This did not disappoint.

We secured tickets for the Mariners in Peoria long before fleeing our homes. We sat row one for both games, once behind home and once on the outfield end of the M's dugout.

The seats were amazing, the park reminded me of my old home park (used to be called Legion Park in Great Falls, Montana), the weather was brilliant, and there was no complaining about the Mariners.

Ken Griffey, Jr. looked great (batting). He hit the ball hard and drove in four runs on four hits. His smile was all over the park and his outfield play wasn't horrible.

He is slow for sure though.

Sunday, Adrian Beltre nearly caught Griffey from behind at home plate on someone's hit. When he was heading back to the outfield, I heard him say "Yeah, but I was starting to pull away."

The Kid still has it.

When I sort my thoughts I'll post some more specific thoughts, but for now, I'm just going to say that I'll be in Arizona every year, or at least every other.

Thursday, March 6, 2008

Which one Ruined Golf? Duck Hunt Meets the PGA, Phones Debut

What an idiot

Tripp Isenhour, a two-year, part-time PGA tour card holder, aimed at and killed a red-shouldered hawk with a golf ball on Wednesday. The hawk reportedly was annoying Isenhour while he was filming a golf shot for the television show "Shoot Like a Pro" in Orlando.

Taking matters into his own hands, Isenhour repeatedly aimed at the bird, which was too loud for his taste, until he shot it down. The bird was buried on the course.

While Isenhour has released an official statement saying he's an animal lover and his shots had no ill intentions, his actions have spoken much louder than his words, which come all too late. I don't think anyone cares if you have three adopted cats at home dude.

Here I thought we golfed to escape the city and to see birds and to be one with nature. What was I thinking?

Apparently, going out on a golf course has now become some twisted version of "Duck Hunt."

I'm not the best golfer, I never had a card on the Tour to lose twice and I don't shoot TV shows, but I do think this guy should be banned from the sport.

We all make mistakes of course, but this is malice people.

The great outdoors are part of what makes golf great, and if Isenhour can't understand that, he's lacking a basic respect for the game and for those who've played before him. At the least, we should put Isenhour's picture up at every golf course in the nation with a large "BANNED" above it.

No more golf for you mister, not after that.

I always thought Tiger would aim at a fan on purpose after she snapped a souvenir during the Champ's back swing.

I didn't think golf was so inhumane.

And talk about ruining golf.

Alexander Graham Bell applied for a patent for the telephone on this day in 1876.

I hate phones. Phones will mess up golf real quick.

I'm the first to admit that I talk on them constantly, and yes, I've had a cell phone since 2000, but I mean it, I really hate them.

Mom, I love you. I love you too Dad, and Sis too, but can't we all just wait till we get home?

It's impersonal. It's trapping. The things are practically plugged into our kids nowadays, and no where is safe from their reach.

How many times have you had a buddy take calls on the course? People texting in the golf cart? Other people you don't know talking loud enough so that you can hear them as you're lining up for double-bogey three holes away?

Thank Bell for that.

Actually, today I guess it kind of makes sense.

Yesterday, a little bit of nature died on the course. Yes, it is sad when humans show disrespect for any life.

But March 7, 1876 was a far more infamous day for golf and for golfers.